'AINT NO LOVE IN THE HEART OF THE CITY

The Met Police have issued a robbery alert warning against HUGGER MUGGERS.
"Be vigilant, watch out for unsolicited approaches from people you do not know. Be careful when engaging with stranger who wish to hug or dance with you. Please help us by keeping your mobile phone and other valuables safe."
The Hugger Mugger snatched Pete's wallet and has also stolen belongings from other people we know. Jiro got got by a dipper with a similar but slightly more erotic approach. The HUMPER MUGGER approaches his victims, rubs his groin up against them, and picks their pocket while they're distracted. So, picture Jiro grinding away with this guy, lost in the throes of sexual ecstasy, only to later realise that he'd had his iPod swiped (which he was actually listening to at the time). It beggars belief.
* Photo by Fun Fenton


6 comments:

Anonymous said...

that is more than slightly disturbing

Anonymous said...

has ronojoy got parkinsons?

Anonymous said...

no he has AIDS

Ronojoy said...

straight up huggin' since '83

Anonymous said...

Dang, I'm in Detroit and that's a new one to me.

SHAR WAH! said...

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