Fuck you George Lucas, I hate youre fuckin' guts, who the fuck do you think you are with your stupid beard/fat neck combo. I just watched the new Indiana Jones film and my worst fears were realised, to be honest the first half was better than I thought it would be, using the old Paramount films logo, the great use of reals stunts in the bike/car chase, the brilliant 50's look and sound and of course John Williams score, I even didn't mind the blatant Brando/The Wild Ones rip off but then it all went horribly wrong. I dont want to give away the story but all I'll say concerning how bad it is is monkeys, CGI, sword fight, more CGI, giant ants, even more CGI, unbelieveably bad dialouge,some more CGI, John Hurt's character, greys, the ending and even more and more CGI.
If you dont want to waste £8 of your money on this disgrace of a movie, then I suggest you watch this old Prodigy music video, the story is pretty much the same and the effects are just as good if not better, seriously the film is a joke and someone really needs to tell George Lucas to fuck off and stop ruining films, why Steven Speilberg listens to this pathetic excuse for a man in beyond me and I just hope that the man dies sooner rather than later.
