WORST ANALOGIES EVER WRITTEN IN HIGH SCHOOL ESSAYS

The website describes them as the worst analogies ever although I think some of them are incredible, here are a few examples.

"Her hair glistened in the rain like nose hair after a sneeze."

"John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met."

"He spoke with the wisdom that can only come from experience, like a guy who went blind because he looked at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it and now goes around the country speaking at high schools about the dangers of looking at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it."

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