370 MORE REASONS WHY GEORGE LUCAS SHOULD BE KILLED

People often ask me why I moan alot (especially Pegah) and one of the reasons is because of people like George Lucas. This is an incredibly geeky post, but after watching the new Indy film yesterday I was so fucking pissed off with what I witnessed that I thought you should all see where George Lucas started ruining great films and our childhood. The official Star Wars website has compiled a visual guide to all the pointless changes made by George Lucas to the three original Star Wars films (I think they're trying to make out that these changes are better!?!?). I could go on writing for the next 10 hours as to why I hate George Lucas, his pointless need to change things that arent broken, his constant use of CGI, his reluctance to make original versions of the films available, his beard, his aweful story telling and dialougue, but it would probably make me so angry I would do something not very nice, so just look at these images and get angry like me.
A NEW HOPE
THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK
RETURN OF THE JEDI
Also HERE is an screen grab of a scene from the film E.T., which if you didnt know when re-released 6 years ago had all the guns CGIed out and replaced with Walkie Talkies. I think someone at the Louvre should paint some shades on the Mona Lisa, it's looking a bit dated if you ask me.

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FUCK YOU GEORGE LUCAS AND FUCK YOU CGI!

Fuck you George Lucas, I hate youre fuckin' guts, who the fuck do you think you are with your stupid beard/fat neck combo. I just watched the new Indiana Jones film and my worst fears were realised, to be honest the first half was better than I thought it would be, using the old Paramount films logo, the great use of reals stunts in the bike/car chase, the brilliant 50's look and sound and of course John Williams score, I even didn't mind the blatant Brando/The Wild Ones rip off but then it all went horribly wrong. I dont want to give away the story but all I'll say concerning how bad it is is monkeys, CGI, sword fight, more CGI, giant ants, even more CGI, unbelieveably bad dialouge,some more CGI, John Hurt's character, greys, the ending and even more and more CGI.

If you dont want to waste £8 of your money on this disgrace of a movie, then I suggest you watch this old Prodigy music video, the story is pretty much the same and the effects are just as good if not better, seriously the film is a joke and someone really needs to tell George Lucas to fuck off and stop ruining films, why Steven Speilberg listens to this pathetic excuse for a man in beyond me and I just hope that the man dies sooner rather than later.

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CGI IS WRONG

Here's the trailer for the new Indian Jones film, the hairs on the back of my neck stood up when the John Williams music started playing, but then the CGI kicked in and my heart sank, this film is going to be crap, why do filmmakers have to be so fucking lazy and insist on using CGI for everything, CGI is ruining films, why cant they spend a little bit of time in creating real effects using real models, make up and stuff like that. George Lucas is a dick, Steven Spielberg is turning into a dick, they're ruining all the great stuff they've done in the past, in 20 years time Steven Spielberg will probably CGI out Indy's whip and replace it with a rose or something stupid like that.

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