THINGS THAT PISS ME OFF


I love The Beatles, in fact, theyre probably the greatest thing mankind have ever created, but I fucking hate this T-shirt. It makes no sense, unless you're a retard who the fuck ever says, "John AND Paul AND Ringo AND George", also no one ever says their names in that order, everyone knows it's "John, Paul, George and Ringo", the only reason they swaped George and Ringo round was so that it would have a better asthetic to it, why even fucking bother. The idea from the start was floored, and the only people who wear this t-shirt are smug graphic designer twats who probably dont even own a Beatles album. John would be spitting and stroking disabled people in his grave if he saw this.

5 comments:

Conroy Van Winkle said...

Hello there,
Only a true cunt would wear this t-shirt and pay money to own it. i would like to tag you. The purpose of this tag is to list 4 of your favourite film scenes ever. You are probably limited to what you can find on youtube or elsewhere as a clip of the scene is needed. You can also tag four people if you like. You can see a list of mine on my blog. thanks.

Lektrogirl said...

i hate the guys who own the tote bag with this printed on it even more.

Anonymous said...

I own this shirt but also know all the words to 'Dear Prudence'. What gives? It was designed as a comment on band t-shirts in general and to ask what it means to wear a band's logo on your chest, it's not really 'about' the beatles.

JIRO said...

Could you please tell me what the comment on band t-shirts this design was supposed to convay, surely the point of wearing a band t-shirt is to show your alliance or love of that particular band, why make a design with The Beatles names on it and then say its not about The Beatles, does that mean people who wear this t-shirt know its not 'about' The Beatles, and if so then that proves my point about only smug graphic designer twats wearing it, for someone to have to analyse and deconstruct something so simple as the band t-shirt is such a typical wanky graphic designer thing to do, and is one of the main reasons I get so pissed off with them. Also, irrelevant of liking The Beatles or not, it's a poor design, you dont write '&' after every name you dont order their names like that, no thought has gone into the design. And why did you say you know all the words to Dear Prudence, what the fuck does that mean?

Anonymous said...

''I own this shirt but also know all the words to 'Dear Prudence'. What gives? It was designed as a comment on band t-shirts in general and to ask what it means to wear a band's logo on your chest, it's not really 'about' the beatles.''

So what your saying is you are going round wearing a t-shirt which says ''i'm a cock'' just to make a comment on other folks band t-shirts. What it means to wear a band logo on your chest is to tell other people you like the band and you are supporting the band and to give an indication of your musical taste. The fact that you had to wear a t-shirt to show you wanted to make a statment about this tells us you were also probably one of the boys at school who got their bums fully out when they pissed in the urinals and made everyone else feel slightly uncomfortable.