SUPER BOWL RINGS
I dont particularly like American Football in fact I think it's pretty gay, because of it Football is called Soccer by some people, the game play is based around adverts, they played a league game in another country and ruined Wembley's pitch resulting in England losing to Croatia and not qualifying for Euro 2008, most people watch the Super Bowl because of the commercials rather than the actual game, feet and the ball aren't actually used that much together in the game and the teams that compete to be the World Champions only come from America, but I do like the rings the players get for winning the Super Bowl. Each one is unique to the team that won it that year and if you've got one you can show it off to all your friends and hot chicks everyday unlike a normal medal which you usually wear round your neck, but you'd look like abit of an idiot if you wore that around every day. HERE is a list of each ring starting from Super Bowl I back in 1966.
370 MORE REASONS WHY GEORGE LUCAS SHOULD BE KILLED
People often ask me why I moan alot (especially Pegah) and one of the reasons is because of people like George Lucas. This is an incredibly geeky post, but after watching the new Indy film yesterday I was so fucking pissed off with what I witnessed that I thought you should all see where George Lucas started ruining great films and our childhood. The official Star Wars website has compiled a visual guide to all the pointless changes made by George Lucas to the three original Star Wars films (I think they're trying to make out that these changes are better!?!?). I could go on writing for the next 10 hours as to why I hate George Lucas, his pointless need to change things that arent broken, his constant use of CGI, his reluctance to make original versions of the films available, his beard, his aweful story telling and dialougue, but it would probably make me so angry I would do something not very nice, so just look at these images and get angry like me.
A NEW HOPE
THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK
RETURN OF THE JEDI
Also HERE is an screen grab of a scene from the film E.T., which if you didnt know when re-released 6 years ago had all the guns CGIed out and replaced with Walkie Talkies. I think someone at the Louvre should paint some shades on the Mona Lisa, it's looking a bit dated if you ask me.
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FUCK YOU GEORGE LUCAS AND FUCK YOU CGI!
Fuck you George Lucas, I hate youre fuckin' guts, who the fuck do you think you are with your stupid beard/fat neck combo. I just watched the new Indiana Jones film and my worst fears were realised, to be honest the first half was better than I thought it would be, using the old Paramount films logo, the great use of reals stunts in the bike/car chase, the brilliant 50's look and sound and of course John Williams score, I even didn't mind the blatant Brando/The Wild Ones rip off but then it all went horribly wrong. I dont want to give away the story but all I'll say concerning how bad it is is monkeys, CGI, sword fight, more CGI, giant ants, even more CGI, unbelieveably bad dialouge,some more CGI, John Hurt's character, greys, the ending and even more and more CGI.
If you dont want to waste £8 of your money on this disgrace of a movie, then I suggest you watch this old Prodigy music video, the story is pretty much the same and the effects are just as good if not better, seriously the film is a joke and someone really needs to tell George Lucas to fuck off and stop ruining films, why Steven Speilberg listens to this pathetic excuse for a man in beyond me and I just hope that the man dies sooner rather than later.
THE CHANGES
THIS is a mix tape by The Changes (Fergadelic, Perks & Mini and Sk8thing) that was given away during their Italiens show in Milan last summer, nice 10cc song! I recommend you also buy their book from the same show HERE.
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YESSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!
"For all his horses, knighthoods and championships, he hasn't got two of what I've got. And I don't mean balls" Brian Clough. Well he has now Brian and he's alive.
Ive realised for Man Utd to win the Champions League I have to destroy a piece of pub furniture, during the game in 1999 I smashed a stool when Teddy Sheringham equalised because I was so happy, and today I punched a table when Frank Lampard scored and the table broke, I think next time I'll headbutt a fruit machine.
Well done United, just 1 more League Title and 2 more Champions Leagues and we're equal with Liverpool.
OVER THE EDGE
PART 1
PARTS 2 / 3 / 4 / 5 / 6 / 7 / 8 / 9 / 10
One of mine and Kurt Cobain's favourite films of all time, OVER THE EDGE is now up on YouTube. Like Rumble Fish, The Outsiders and Tex the film is based on a S. E. HINTON book, has Matt Dillon in it and is about teenage rebellion, but unlike those three it has lots of Cheap Trick which is always a good thing. Seriously, this film is AMAZING, my VHS copy of this film is fucked, the plastic bit at the back that covers the tape has fallen off, and I'm too paranoid to play it in case the VHS player chews the tape up. Also, my copy has probably the gayest most unrelated cover to any non gay porno film ever, LOOK.
I WISH I COULD PAINT
I wish I could paint like this, all these painting are from charity shops, I got most of these images from here
MIKE & MARK COMMENTARY
I can't believe I've only just discovered this, 2 of my favourite people in the world, MIKE SHANK and MARK BORCHARDT do audio commentary for George A. Romero's classic NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD. I love you guys.
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I also found THIS
IN BED WITH CHRIS NEEDHAM
NOT THE LOVING KIND
Jesus Christ I love this video and this song, and the keyboardist looks kinda like Kevin Bacon
SHOPPING WITH DANNY DYER
I'm a cockney geezer, fackin' hell geezer, do one, you what, fackin' geezer, lets have a pipe, geezer, proper gaff, West Ham I'm a geezer, Stone Island, I do like these trotters, geezer, I'm a fackin' geezer, Hackett, you what, you want some, lets have a tear up, you fackin' geezer, OI OI YOU MUPPET!!!
By the way, I hate Danny Dyer.
RELIGION IS CHILDISH
Sorry if I'm offending anyone, but anyone who believes in God or religion is an idiot and Albert Einstein knew it too.
"The word god is for me nothing more than the expression and product of human weakness, the Bible a collection of honourable, but still primitive legends which are nevertheless pretty childish. No interpretation no matter how subtle can (for me) change this."
You tell 'em Bert
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