Avram's strange instructions
I can't believe I've only just discovered this football blog (it's not just filled with animated gifs of managers hands by the way).
WHO ATE ALL THE PIES
CRAZY HANDS
Rafa's magic hands
Avram's strange instructions
I can't believe I've only just discovered this football blog (it's not just filled with animated gifs of managers hands by the way).
WHO ATE ALL THE PIES
Avram's strange instructions
I can't believe I've only just discovered this football blog (it's not just filled with animated gifs of managers hands by the way).
WHO ATE ALL THE PIES
HAPPINESS
I just finished watching Todd Solondz's film HAPPINESS and forgot how fucking brilliant it is. In this scene where the father tells his son about raping his friends, the son asks his father if he would ever fuck him, but his father kindly replies, "No, I'd jerk off instead." DARK! Shame PALINDROMES was crap.
AND THAT HAPPENED
My knowledge of Baseball is pretty limited, the only time I've ever even watched a game on TV was with my Japanese uncle who gave me money everytime his team the Hanshin Tigers won, but Im sure I know more than this commentator, he's a complete retard.
GEORGE HARRISON'S FALL
I love The Beatles, even if you put all the other bands and musicians music together it still wouldn't be as good as The Beatles. And this post isn't even about their music, just watch George Harrison in the first 10 seconds.
DEVIL'S PLAYGROUND
Another great documentary, DEVIL'S PLAYGROUND which documents an Amish rite of passage called Rumspringa. The film follows Amish teenagers who enter the "English World" to decide whether they will be baptised as adults in the Amish community. They deal with problems in the outside world, which the Amish refer to as "the Devil's Playground," that do not exist in their home communities, including alcohol and drugs.
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1-800-CRAZY MAN
Werner Herzog's fascinating short documentary GOD'S ANGRY MAN about Minister/TV fund raiser nut DR. GENE SCOTT.
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"EMO-FAG" BASHING
Emo kids across Latin America are being attacked by running gangs of metal, punk and skater kids. The violence started in Mexico and has since spread south to Chile. It seems the emo kids, derided as "PokEMOns," attracted so much hostility because the other kids think that they're faggotty posers with hammy haircuts who have stolen from other subcultures, and are otherwise "fucking bullshit," as one TV presenter announced on-air. The PokEMOns have since gone on "peace marches," further fueling the hatred of the Mars Volta look-a-like mobs. I thought the Mexi-goths had it bad, but what really gets me about the emo-fag-bashing in Mexico is that they don't pick on The Ranferis.
COOKING WITH WALKEN
I remember reading a while back that Christopher Walken really wants to present his own cooking show, because he loves cooking and thinks he's pretty good at it too, but also that his agent wont let him. Watching this video I can see why.
FISHING WITH JOHN
John Lurie's FISHING WITH JOHN, this is episode 1 where John Lurie goes fishing for sharks with his buddy Jim Jarmusch. Aswell as Jim Jarmusch, John goes fishing with Tom Waits, Matt Dillon, Dennis Hopper and Willem Defoe. Everyone should own this!
HARTBEAT
My old flatmate once told me that Tony Hart used to go out with Andi Peters. Can you imagine if Hartbeat and Art Attack joined forces, it would be called Hart Attack, I think I'd have a heart attack if that happened.
THE FLIRTS
When I was at college, I only had £20 left of my Student Loan till next term which was 2 weeks away. I didnt know whether to spend the money sensibly on groceries for 2 weeks or buy The Best of The Flirts on CD for £20 at HMV, I went for the Flirts CD, because I thought I could burn it and return it and get my money back, but they stopped doing that and gave me a voucher instead. So for 2 weeks I basically had no food, but The Flirts got me through it.
NICOLA PECORARO
Great guy. Great artist. And now I just found out he's got a great blog aswell, KICK TO KILL. What a guy.
FREAK
This man confuses me, are they tits, muscles or fat, and does he actually want to look like that, he looks like the Michelin Man, I'm confused.
BEST FOOTBALL COMMENTARY EVER
DENIS BERGKAMP DENIS BERGKAMP DENIS BERGKAMP DENIS BERGKAMP DENIS BERGKAMP DENIS BERGKAMP DENIS BERGKAMP DENIS BERGKAMP!!!!!!!!! Should have played for United.
FAMILY GUY IS SHIT, OLD SIMPSONS IS GREAT
I just caught the end of an episode of Family Guy and in it they spoofed the opening scene from Raiders of the Lost Ark. As usual it was aweful, their were no real ideas, the jokes were rubbish, they basically just completely reenacted the scene but made it SHIT, I don't understand why people like Family Guy, it's SHIT! Anyway, I was trying to find that scene and a scene from The Simpsons where they too spoof the same Raiders of the Lost Ark scene, too show the difference in quality but I couldn't find the Family Guy one. What I was trying to show is that (old) Simpsons is brilliant, the stories are structured, its filled with interesting characters and it's actually well written. Where as Family Guy is SHIT, just watch the South Park episode, Cartoon Wars and you'll understand.
THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE
Prophet Yahweh has been blessed to resurrect the lost, ancient art of summoning UFOs and actual spaceships on command.
SALLY CRUIKSHANK
Make Me Psychic - 1978
Brilliant trippy short animation by SALLY CRUIKSHANK from the 70's, you can view all her other animations on her YouTube page HERE.
Brilliant trippy short animation by SALLY CRUIKSHANK from the 70's, you can view all her other animations on her YouTube page HERE.
SUPERSEMPFFT
Supersempfft (also known as Roboterwerke) were one of the first if not first electronic musicians from Germany, starting back in the late 60's. They went on to release 3 albums in the late 70's, early 80's and were a huge influence on people such as Herbie Hancock, Afrika Bambaataa and even Kraftwerk. The video above and the artwork for the their first 2 LP's follow the adventures of a frog called Supersempfft and his journeys through the universe while high and carrying his little saxophone, AMAZING!
DJ CHAOS X
More Boredoms brilliance, this time it's eYe (AKA DJ Chaos X, AKA DJ Pica Pica Pica, AKA DJ 光光光) and his awesome 'Live Mixxx' which he released a couple years ago under DJ Chaos X. The CD is virtually impossible to get hold of now so you'll have to make do with this download, it's filled with a real mix of stuff most of which I dont know but also stuff including The Beatles, MDC, Daniel Johnston, Suicidal Tendencies, Simple Minds and a Bad Brains song played super fast.
DJ CHAOS X-LIVE MIXXX
HEAVY METAL: NEXT SATURDAY ROUND JIRO'S
The last two Saturdays in a row have been all about bro-ing out with my homies. Last week we all hit up Dalston's finest Turkish restaurant (apolz to that Down's Syndrome man we made move tables. sowwie!). Yesterday we got our taco on at my crib and then watched the weekly hour of televisual gold (You've Been Framed! followed by TV Burp!). Next week I propose we watch the animated film Heavy Metal round Jiro's house. It looks like a Jiro wetdream: it's from the 80s, it's heavy on the pop culture, sci-fi and metal music (Cheap Trick, Devo, Black Sabbath, Stevie Nicks, Journey and Sammy Hagar). For all you fuckers who are like, "I've already seen that shit! Get with the program!" Well, know-it-all, did you know that they're doing a remake? And did you know that David Fincher is directing it? He's the guy who did Fight Club and Seven. Anyways, next Saturday? Deal? Cock party round Jiro's.
Heavy Metal scene set to Rush's "Necromancer"
ARGENTO OVERLOAD
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8 reasons why I love Dario Argento.
All thanks to TOEMAS123.
BOBBY ZIMMERMAN
While a bunch of leftie, liberal, Birkenstock wearing, Ben & Jerry, children of Woodstock, hippy motherfuckers immediately gave God stick for "selling out to the man, man" they were forgetting something: God is God. The word of God is written and it shall come to pass. When quizzed by Nat Hentoff in 1965 as to what he would 'sell out' for Dylan replied: "women's underwear". Bob wins every time.
Anyway, everyones favourite Jew when not advertising ladies underwear also makes an incredible radio show called Theme Time Radio for US Satellite Radio Station XM, and some nice chap has made all of his shows (50 so far) available on his blog HERE for us to enjoy, GREAT!
Thanks Jam
IT'S BACK!!!
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Part 2
TV these days is shit, especially if you live in England, the only things worth watching are David Attenborough documentaries, live football, Curb Your Enthusiasm and South Park. But for some stupid reason you cant actually watch Curb or South Park unless you have digital which I personally find offensive and is a national disgrace. But thanks to the internet these 2 programs can be watched and enjoyed, and South Park Season 12 has just started, amazing!
Watch all episodes of South Park HERE.
Part 2
TV these days is shit, especially if you live in England, the only things worth watching are David Attenborough documentaries, live football, Curb Your Enthusiasm and South Park. But for some stupid reason you cant actually watch Curb or South Park unless you have digital which I personally find offensive and is a national disgrace. But thanks to the internet these 2 programs can be watched and enjoyed, and South Park Season 12 has just started, amazing!
Watch all episodes of South Park HERE.
WHERE TO NOW?
If you're fond of a bit of Post Punk, and want stuff that's a little bit more obscure then check out my friend James' brilliant compilations that he makes along with his Post Punk night WHERE TO NOW? in Brighton. So far he's made 3, all of them are awesome, you can download the 2nd one HERE and the 3rd one HERE.
RECORD COLLECTOR
Strange man who looks abit like a mix between Basel Faulty and Bruce Campbell who's aim is to own every single record ever released, thinks that's gonna be a bit hard to do. Taken from the documentary, VINYL.
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LUCIFER RISING
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KENNETH ANGER'S brillant short film, LUCIFER RISING. Starring Marianne Faithful, and Donald Cammell (director of PERFORMANCE), one of the great things of this is the music which was originally composed by Jimmy Page, but he fell out with Kenneth Anger, so he got Manson Family member, BOBBY BEAUSOLEIL to do it, while he was still in jail for the murder of Gary Hinman.
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KENNETH ANGER'S brillant short film, LUCIFER RISING. Starring Marianne Faithful, and Donald Cammell (director of PERFORMANCE), one of the great things of this is the music which was originally composed by Jimmy Page, but he fell out with Kenneth Anger, so he got Manson Family member, BOBBY BEAUSOLEIL to do it, while he was still in jail for the murder of Gary Hinman.
DIE DORAUS & DIE MARINAS
Great German 80's pop music, also, one of the members of Die Marinas was a lady called Carmen who made one of my favourite New Wave songs, Schlaraffenland, ive uploaded it for anyone who wants it HERE.
オウム真理教
Strange anime of Japanese Cult, AUM SHINRIKYO. Known mostly for their Sarin gas attacks on the Tokyo Subway in 1995 killing 12 people, and big beard founder, SHOKO ASAHARA. Aum Shinrikyo actually moved into a large factory in a tiny village where my Oba-Chan (Nan) lives when I was their a few years ago.
MORE JAN TERRI
Seriously, the guy in this video is cool, I love Jan Terri but the main reason I posted this was because of the dude in denim.
THIS KID COULD KICK YOUR ASS IF HE WANTED TOO
Arnie and Jackie are my favourite characters too lil buddy...also wait, why does he walk into the gym all weird on his heels, does he have on those cool shoes with the wheels on the back? or has he been pumping iron too hard in his feet?
DIRTY UNCLE
Uncle Dirty is an 86-year-old former bodybuilder who spends most of his time watching TV, constructing train sets and pasting penises on muscle magazines. Oh, he also makes own thongs, which he wears on the beach until the cops ask him to leave. Mike Belleme has put together a great photoblog about his great uncle.
PAC
I used to be OBSESSED with 2pac, i pumped iron alot then, had a shaved head, wore wife beaters and thought about getting thug life on my stomache but decided on a little fern leaf instead. 2pac and I share the same birthday too, which is pretty cool.
CHUCK E. CHEESE'S
When I was a kid all I wanted to do was to go to Chuck E Cheese's, my mom always promised me we'd go, but we never did. It looks like such a cool place.
DOGS WITH SHADES....
...always look great, in fact anything with shades does, if you're drawing something and it doesn't look that good, my advice is to draw some shades on it, doesn't matter what it is, try it (but it has to be Wayfarers). Anyway, I remember seeing a poster for Summer School a few years ago and because the dog on it wears shades I was always intrigued by this film, but at the same time I always felt the people who made this film had a similar theory to me, that if you put some shades on something it'll make it look better, and that's why I've never bothered watching it, but now someone on YouTube has put the film up so I'm gonna watch it right now to see if my theory is correct. The person who has put it up has also uploaded loads of better 80's teenage comedy films including Valley Girl, Foxes, Better Off Dead, The Sure Thing and Secret Admirer. ENJOY!
MEXICAN CAR CHAIR DISGUISE MAN
This guy was found at the Mexican/US border trying to sneak into the US by dressing up as a car seat. They should have let him in for being so inventive. Also another man in Australia died from a head on car collision after being fined 32 times in the past 5 years for wearing a FAKE SEAT BELT, what the fuck!
BUCKINGHAM NICKS
I uploaded this for a friend so I thought I might as well offer it to anyone else who loves Fleetwood Mac but doesn't own this album. Before Lindsey Buckingham and Stevie Nicks were in Fleetwood Mac, they made this album, Buckingham Nicks, it was made 2 years before Fleetwood Mac's 3 great albums (Fleetwood Mac, Rumours and Tusk), it bombed but Mick Fleetwood heard the song 'Frozen Love' and decided to invite them to join Fleetwood Mac, good decision. Download it HERE.
TONITE'S EUROPEAN VACATION
Dunno why I haven't put this up yet, it's a mixtape by Fergadelic (my hero) and Riton called TONITE'S EUROPEAN VACATION done for Tim Sweeney's excellent BEATS IN SPACE just over a year ago. Ive listened to it loads, its got some greats stuff by Soft Machine (post Robert Wyatt), Amon Duul II, Todd Rundgren, Bowie, Pink Project, XTC and 2 amazing songs by bands I'd never heard of before, Canadian Prog band, Syrinx, and Dutch 70's band MISTRAL. Enjoy!
FERRY GOUW
Our good friend Ferry Gouw has just gone and got himself a WEBSITE, and it's filled with wonderful illustrations of ghosts, unicorns, metal Indian Chiefs, poos, hot dogs and eye balls, as well as all his music videos. When Ferry's not drawing or making awesome music videos he makes music with his band, SEMIFINALISTS, he's a very talented little chap.
THE PROBLEM WITH MUSIC
If you're ever thinking of being in a band to make money maybe reading this article by ex Big Black singer Steve Albini is probably gonna make you a bit depressed, it also probably explains why he's also a producer. Read it HERE.
I found it from my friend's new blog, SUPER-UGLY.
BENNY HINN
Before you start watching these videos, I suggest you turn the sound off for the first one, why do so many people have to ruin perfectly good YouTube videos by adding pointless Emo crap, and theirs always aload of comments by idiots saying something like, "Dis song is wicked, whoz it by, lol!"
Anyway, this is BENNY HINN, he's an Israeli Faith Healer who makes millions from stupid religious people by supposedly healing them with his miraculous powers. To be honest I think I hate the people who go to his sermons more than him, at least he's funny.
FELIX THE CAT
Any animations with walking Hot Dogs, Moonshine, Native Americans, and Cactus are gonna be great.
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