Helpfully, the new Ped Egg now grates 200% more foot! All that excess was weighing me down. Is anyone else astonished at the sheer mass of dead skin that one person produces? A family of five would be carrying out binliners of the stuff. Don't know about you, but I actually like eating dead skin. I nibble it off from around my fingernails. I secretly pick and chew my scabs. I'm pretty sure that pasta and lashings of pedicure parmesan would taste yum.
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4 comments:
yeah and get some of the flesh too to make Bolognese!!
This is the foulest advert for years.
My girlfriend got one of those things for Christmas and has taken to cheese grating her feet on the sofa next to me on an alarmingly regular basis. As if that wasn't bad enough she insists on emptying her foot shavings on the plate that I've just eaten my tea off. Nice!
oh dear
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