JIRO WATCH


Remember we told you about the Paul McCartney head which was safely recovered last week? Well, the bust of Jiro Bevis has thankfully been salvaged from an antique market by our friend Arthur. Phew!

JIRO WATCH UPDATE: A Jiro-esque/ Bevis doppelgänger / Mexican Elvis look-a-like was recently spotted posing as a Mariachi busker singing "La Bamba" in a restaurant in Berlin.



JIRO WATCH UPDATE: Our Eurasian friend was recently spotted performing onstage. The shades make it difficult to tell who it is, but the ironic sweater is a giveaway.


SNOW WHITE AND THE MEXICAN DWARFS


Mexican TV looks awesome!

THE SLITS




How come I never looked up The Slits on YouTube till now?

PRESIDENTE? PRESIDENTE?



TRICK-OR-TREAT SLAYING


An ex-convict who thought he was being robbed gunned down a 12-year-old trick-or-treater, spraying nearly 30 rounds with an assault rifle from inside his home after hearing a knock on the door, police said Saturday.
Quentin Patrick, 22, is accused of killing 12-year-old T.J. Darrisaw on Friday night. T.J.'s 9-year-old brother, Ahmadre Darrisaw, and their father, Freddie Grinnell, were injured but were released after being treated at a hospital.
Police said at least two of the boys were wearing ghoulish masks when they knocked on the door. The boys' mother and a toddler stayed in the car nearby.
Patrick emptied his AK-47, shooting at least 29 times through his front door, walls and windows after hearing the knock, Police Chief Patty Patterson said.

TELEKINESIS, LEVITATION, ECTOPLASM




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CHEEKY MONKEY

Meet Pegah Farrowland.
She makes a mean gyoza.


She's a little bit simian.

Told you so.