Our friend Dallas Clayton has just put out an awesome book called An Awesome Book. It's for children and simple-minded adults. It has rhymes and drawings and you can flick through it here.AN AWESOME BOOK
Our friend Dallas Clayton has just put out an awesome book called An Awesome Book. It's for children and simple-minded adults. It has rhymes and drawings and you can flick through it here.
JOE THE PLUMBER - WAR REPORTER
Hilarious - Joe the Plumber (real name Samuel J. Wurzelbacher), who you might remember as McCain’s mascot during the failed republican campaign, has found a new vocation as a war reporter. The conservative blog Pajamas TV (who like to campaign against media bias) have sent him out to Sderot, Israel where he has met exclusively with Israelis to give a nice rounded perspective on the situation. But he must not like his new job very much because he quickly comes to the conclusion that reporters shouldn’t be allowed to report on wars. Instead we should all get our information on world conflicts from government propaganda films like "back in World War I and World War II". Good thinking Joe! Below is a little transcript of Joe’s tirade so you can see just how wonderfully confused the poor man is.
“To be honest with you, I don’t think journalists should be anywhere allowed war [sic]. … I liked back in World War I and World War II, when you’d go to the theatre and you’d see your troops on the screen and everyone would be real excited and happy for them. Now everyone’s got an opinion and wants to down soldiers — our American soldiers, our Israeli soldiers. I think media should be abolished from reporting. You know, war’s hell, and if you’re gonna sit there and say ‘Well look at this atrocity’ — well you don’t know the full story behind it half the time. So I think the media should have no business in it.”
HANGOVER'S GUIDE TO HANGOVERS (TV)
In my opinion no hangover is complete without watching 4-6 hours of godawful, STDs-for-your-eyes TV. Amateur viewers might think that means watching reruns of Who's the Boss or Fresh Prince. WRONG. Hangover TV is meant to emulate your current state. In a perfect world there would be a TV show catering to the hungover soul featuring garbage bags and flies, but this isn't a perfect world, so you'll have to settle on shows produced by MTV such as Parental Control and True Life. Of course, no hangover TV benders are complete without watching at least one infomercial. In North America you've got one choice, the Magic Bullet. Here's a sample:
PEDRO'S SPECIAL FX
Post-production by Pedro:
And in a similar vein, but with more emphasis on the , check out: Fight of spellmaster - Goultard vs Dramalius
And in a similar vein, but with more emphasis on the , check out: Fight of spellmaster - Goultard vs Dramalius
GOLDEN GIRLS MUSIC VIDEO
Took me AAAGES to be able to post this, this is how good I think it is. Whatever you did to the blog, The Chinese Government HATED it and subsequently blocked anyone in China from seeing it.
IN THE LAB
If you've experienced any difficulties reaching us over the past few days it's because we've been doing some complex technical wizardry on the site. Everything should be back in working order now. BTW, we're looking for new contributors. If you know anyone, let me know.
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