"BUDD, DON'T DO THIS!"


"Where's Don Johnson?"

BUDD DWYER (This isn't a link to the actual suicide, just his wiki page)

CHECK UP TWINS




SEXY TEACHER so so sexy

RAF



SELF CONTROL

HILLARY CLINTON UPDATE



KING'S CAPUCHINS' CATACOMBS






I've just been made aware of KING'S CAPUCHINS' CATACOMBS by NICHOLAS FRANCOMANO. It's a really creepy Catacomb in the south of Italy with hundreds of mummies ranging from babies, virgins, teachers and priests. The Catacomb also contains a mummy of a 2 year old child named ROSALIA LOMBARDO who has not decomposed at all since she died 88 years ago.

INVISIBLE SEX


A while back I posted the video footage of the mysterious band INVISIBLE SEX from the film Urgh! A Music War. No one seemed to know anything about them or who they were, but after I posted the video I did a really simple Google search and found one of the members, a guy called TOM TOOMEY. I emailed him and made him aware of the YouTube clip which he had never seen before and of a YAHOO GROUP dedicated to the film as well as Invisible Sex. Since then the lead singer of Invisible Sex has come forward through the Yahoo Group but has still kept his identity a secret and has also started a MYSPACE PAGE today for Invisible Sex with never released music from the band back in the 80's, how awesome is that!

CBBC 1987




I wish I was 5 again.

BATH TIME FOR LENIN




Here are some nice photos of the corpse of mass murderer dictator VLADIMIR LENIN taking his yearly bath of formaldehyde, methanol and ethanol. Looks good for a 138 year old guy apart from that big hole in his stomach.

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ICY SPICY LEONCIE


















Watch INVISIBLE GIRL
Watch SEX CRAZY COP

Polly from TROPICAL TITS turned me on to Icy Spicy and I am eternally greatful

TONITE SITE



The TONITE site is now fully operational, have a look, by some t-shirts, look at the blog, join the fan club and buy some more t-shirts. It's all pretty amazing as usual from Fergadelic.

LOOK AT THAT








MYSPACE IS RUINING OUR FAMILY

Little Brother freak outs are such jokes. The uncontrollable rage, the veins popping out of their neck, the screaming; it's such good TV. Watch this lil' guy turn Satanic when his brother teases him about his MySpace Obsession.


"IF ANYONE IS IN ADVERTISING, KILL YOURSELF"


Why would someone create something as evil as this, and why would anyone allow it to be made, are adverts made just to piss me off, BILL HICKS is always right.

FANCY


SLICE ME NICE

SATURN MASQUE


SATURN MASQUE is a blog done by the great JOSH PETHERICK and his buddy Christopher L G Hill who also help out on my favourite blog, JAH JAH SPINX. The blog is just a place for them to upload really really good mixtapes either done by themselves or people such as DJ CHAOS X, it isn't updated that often, but when it is you're in for a treat.

MY BLOODY VALENTINE...

...were great last night but I can't hear a fucking thing anymore!

THE MEANING OF DOPE


Ted tipped me to The Meaning Of Dope, a blog dedicated to the early 90s golden era of hip-hop. These guys upload their own original VHS recordings, like this incredible 1993 performance by Dr Dre and Snoop, or this one of Cypress Hill weirding out on "'Ain't Goin' Out Like Dat", or this one with Ice-T jokin' around while roaming the streets of Hollywood.

WHAT IS A POWERBALL?


What is a Powerball, everytime I go onto Amazon, they always recommend me to buy one even though I only buy DVD's on Amazon. The other day I decided to find out what a Powerball is so I had a look on YouTube and by the looks of it it's some sort of wanking toy, what are you trying to say Amazon?

SCORPIO RISING


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SCORPIO RISING by Kenneth Anger reminds me of my friend Pete who I do this blog with, in this film you see a biker take ages to get changed, putting his pin badges on and doing his hair while listening to some Rock'N'Roll songs, were as Pete spends ages putting his clothes on, choosing which pin badge to wear and doing his hair while listening to stuff like THIS. I once waited 40 minutes outside his house waiting for him to do his hair and we were only going to Sainsburys.

PROOF THAT SPIKE LEE IS A BLIND CUNT


I hate Spike Lee, his films are crap, he's pretty much a racist and now he has decided to have a go at Clint Eastwood about not having any black actors in his film FLAGS OF OUR FATHERS which is based on the true story of the six men who raised the flag at The Battle of Iwo Jima. Had Spike Lee bothered watching the film he would have realised their are quite a few black actors in the film albeit very briefly, but then the story of the film has nothing to do with any particular black person. The only reason Spike does shit like this is because he's a poor director who no one cares about and whose only way of gaining any publicity for his films is by slagging off great directors like Clint Eastwood, fuck you Spike Lee!

HAROLD AND MAUDE


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Awesome film, awesome soundtrack (that has only just been made available, you can download it HERE), everyone should own this but if you dont you can watch it on Veoh, but remember you've got to download the stupid Veoh Player to download and watch it. The first time I saw Harold And Maude it reminded me of a Wes Anderson film, but then I realised it's nothing like one, Wes Anderson films are smug pieces of shit with no substance or story, this film is great, I think it was just because of the Cat Stevens music.

HAROLD AND MAUDE

BABY BORN WITH PENIS ON BACK


Why did they remove it?

WE ARE THE WORLD - NIPPON REMIX



WALL OF DEATH





SPORE PENIS MONSTERS???






I don't know what Spore is, I think it's just a programme to create weird creatures, but for some reason aload of people have deceided that means creating loads of monsters with large penises, their's literally 100'S of them on YouTube. I'm abit confused, so if anyone can enlighten me on why their are so many penis monsters that would be nice.

LADEN VS USA



SANTO & JOHNNY


I could listen to these guys all day long.

VAGINA CAKE








GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTERSPACE








part 1
part 2
part 3
The monologue in the beginning of this masterpiece gives me goosebumps

BEATS IN SPACE



BEATS IN SPACE is a great radio show hosted by Tim Sweeney every Tuesday evening that has been going on for the past 9 years. I posted a show that was done a year or so ago by RITON & FERGADELIC, but I thought I should just let you know that every week they have pretty awesome shows either done by the host Tim Sweeney or a whole load of great DJ's including from the past few months a Krautrock Special by Italians Do It Better's MIKE SIMONETTI, great disco mixes by Pat Mahoney & James Murphy (who someone told me was asked to write for Seinfeld) and most recently a mix by PHIL RANSOM who is one half of the brilliant DJ RANSOM & DJ PERKS whose mixes for PAM I have also posted in the past.

PHIL RANSOM
MIKE SIMONETTI'S SPECIAL KRAUTROCK SET
SPECIAL DISCO VERSION A.K.A. JAMES MURPHY & PAT MAHONEY

Oh yeah, if you right click the 3 links above you can download them, but only in Safari, not Firefox.

LEON FROM CURB


"Barack Obama muthafucka! Barack Obama. I'm the President of hittin' that ass!"

LENNY BRUCE - THANK YOU MASKED MAN


Brilliant sketch by the great LENNY BRUCE, the third funniest Jew, behind Larry David and The Marx Brothers (they count as 1).

THE HOUND


I don't know too much about The Hound, other than it was an awesome radio show that ran every week from 1985 to 1995 playing all the best and also most obscure 50's, 60's and 70's Rock 'N' Roll music from America. A website has ALL the shows including interviews with artists and bands including The Dictator's HANDSOME DICK MANITOBA, BUCK OWENS, ARTHUR ALEXANDER and THE LEGENDARY STARDUST COWBOY.

THE HOUND

HASIL "HAZE" ADKINS


Here is a short documentary about the late great one man band rockabilly chicken walkin' HASIL ADKINS.

PARTS 1 / 2 / 3

ZACH GALIFIANAKIS

Zach Galifianakis must be one of the funniest men alive right now. Looking forward to seeing Visioneers, his new flick due out later this year.










THE VOICE OF AN ANGEL



STILL THE BEST THING ON YOUTUBE


Someone out their must have more footage of this show.

WHALE PENIS